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Dreaming of a dinette: Part two (the improvisation bit)

Look! I made me a DIY dinette! And it cost me just about Zero Pounds. Come, gather round. Let me tell you all about it. Now, before we get started, a disclaimer. I realise that telling you how I improvised a dinette from the bits and pieces I had lying around in the boat is […]


Cat on a hot tin boat (or why you should definitely have a ship’s cat)

keeping cats on boats

Last night I spent a dreadful sleepless night. Geoff had gone out at around 8pm and hadn’t come back. This was unusual, and it was only the third night at our new mooring. At 1am I was staring out into the pitch darkness of the towpath, crying out in a high-pitched mewl: ‘Geoff! Ge-off!’ But […]



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